Fellas! Heed my words! Women like intelligence! Yes, this is a swingers site, and we are all here to hopefully get laid, but you have to understand that starting out with "Hey, wanna fuck?" just isn't going to cut it! You need a more subtle mental touch. You need to woo.

And the way to woo...is with intelligence. You need to be smart, witty, humorous, and most importantly, you can't take yourself too seriously. Very few women fall for the "keeping it real" crap. Quit putting on airs, quit complaining and whining about how you get no play, and most importantly, don't be afraid to start a pleasant conversation that has nothing to do with sex! And for the love of Deus, READ THE FRICKIN PROFILES! There's a lot of useful information there that you'll need when you start a conversation!

Don't believe me? Try it a few times! You'll see how far you'll go. Well, unless your profile pic is a photo of you going to the bathroom, or if you look like the Unabomber or something...