There are a few things I feel a majority of men at parties need to know, both to make it more likely that they get lucky and also to make it a more enjoyable experience for the ladies.

1. Bring your own condoms: I feel like this one would be a given, but there have been plenty of times where I have seen guys upset for not getting to play because they don’t have a condom.  Some parties will supply them, but even then there is no guarantee that it will last the whole party.

2. Don’t take things personally: This is a party for people to have casual sex, there is no reason for there to be nearly as much drama as there can be sometimes.  If a lady tells you she isn’t interested in having sex with you then move on, there will be plenty of other chances to have some fun.  The more time you spend being mad at whoever turned you down is less time you can spend getting some action.

3. Everyone has their own preferences: Say you’re a straight man and a gay man comes up to you asking you want to have sex, the proper response would be “No thanks, I’m not into that,” and hopefully they would pay attention to number 2 on my list and not take it personally and move on.  The exact same thing applies to the ladies you might approach, some might only prefer black men, hairless men, slim men, or any other of a multitude of preferences.  Usually they don’t have anything against you but you just don’t get their blood running.

4. Ask to join with your voice, not your penis: There is a good chance that someone in the middle of playing with someone will be open to letting more people join in; but with that being said, please ask first.  Some ladies may respond positively to you just pulling your dick out and putting it in front of their face, but there are plenty who won’t and it can never hurt to just come up to her and say something along the lines of, “Do you mind if I join?”

5. Don’t complain about how much you paid to get in: Nothing turns someone off more than when someone is complaining that they “paid fourty bucks to get in, so they expect at least three blowjobs.” Yes, it totally sucks if you pay to come to a party and end up standing around the whole time, but complaining about it certainly won’t improve your situation.

6. A little bit of conversation can go a long way: I know that you might be rearing to go as soon as you arrive, but in general it’s a good idea to talk enough with a person to at least introduce yourself.  Remember that you are one of many for the ladies of the party to choose from, so usually you will need to show that you aren’t a creeper at the very least.  Remember, most of these ladies did come to fuck, but a random stranger walking up to a woman and saying, “Hey wanna fuck?” doesn’t work out in public, so generally it isn’t going to work at a party either.

7. Clean yourself up a bit: Shower, put on some deodorant, comb your hair, shave your face and balls; just make yourself all around presentable.  The ladies coming to these parties spend plenty of time making themselves look hot for you and it says a lot to them if you can do the same.  I’m not saying you should act like you’re going to some formal wine tasting and show up in a tux, just try to put your best foot forward.

8.Use the trash cans: I had to add this one because last night I went to a party and at one point someone slipped on a used condom that was left on the floor right in the entry way to one of the rooms.  This one seems like a no brainer but it happens way more than I ever thought it  would.  I know that in the heat of the moment you’re not going to look for a trashcan to put your condom wrapper in, but when you’re done have the common courtesy to pick up after yourself.

9. No need for commentary: Generally speaking, commenting on people who are playing while you watch is kinda rude and sometimes messes with the rhythm of those who are playing.  Even worse if you’re saying something demeaning or insulting to the people who are putting on a show for you.  Additionally, chit chat is fine, but please do it in an area where people aren’t fucking.

10. NO FANNY PACKS: They never looked good, pockets work just fine for holding condoms.

That’s all for now, ladies feel free to add anything else you think should be on the list.