OK, let me preface -- This was a response I received to a craigslist ad.  If nothing else, posting on CL guarantees you get some funny as hell emails.  Also, to be clear, this is the kind of email that makes me laugh, hit forward, send to my friends, and post in a blog, obviously.  It does not garner a response to the sender.  The poor grammar alone is a sufficient deterrent.

Folks, try not to be like this guy, unless you're doing it in such a way that it is clearly satirical...  Also, just FYI, it's probably best not to copy/paste several CL emails into one message where it's obvious how many people you send your messages to.  Just a thought.

So, read on, comment, and, hopefully, giggle just a little.

S wrote, and this is unedited:

"YES I LOVE XXX.. im god with oral, doubles, sizes, anal, and older women. i like tall slender young and older women. I enjoy women under 5'10. i enjoy women over 150lbs. i use condoms. old spice fiji apple body wash. axe shampoo. toothpaste. toothbrush. 5 inches deep and I have a good figure and I smell good I taste good. 420. x. oral hygiene. I'm open to drink. you can come over or i can come over. one night is fine. we want sex. you and I. us and them. you want it tonight, i want it right now. and i'm a guy looking for adventures with girls and lesbians."